Draw waveforms and hear them

My web site has been going up and down over the night. I've intentionally been trying to elicit reddit traffic so I can test different parameters for apache server optimization, to handle high traffic over slow connections.
A netbook can be ideal for a home web server. They are cheap, and use less power than a CFL light bulb. The only trade-off is that it won't reboot on a power failure. Fortunately, the built in UPS will sustain it through all but the longest power outages.
My Via Artigo died several weeks ago while I was using it. I have no air conditioner, so it must have been about 30 degrees which may have contributed to its demise. I took it apart and poked at it, but the monitor and disk light wouldn't light up. So ended up getting a $179 refurbished Acer Aspire One, which is now happily serving up this web site.
I turned it on briefly and it had a linux based OS on it that boots up in a less than 5 seconds and looks confusingly like Windows XP. Enough about that.
Because I only install Ubuntu on USB keys, I was able to plug it in, boot up, and my web site was up and running in only minutes.
The fan is the quietest I have ever heard on any laptop. It makes almost no sound at all.
My old Artigo had a Via 1 GHz CPU and 1 GB of memory, and it could be used as a desktop system. Not so with the Acer. Even with the increased processor power, the decrease in RAM eats up all the benefit. After installing Xubuntu, the system is too sluggish to handle common desktop tasks. It badly needs a RAM upgrade, but this requires you to completely disassemble it..
The tiny speakers are junk. Imagine listening to a movie through ear-buds one metre away. That's how bad it is. But it doesn't matter, because it's a server.
With Ubuntu 9.04, after a day of serving up moderate web activity, the Linux Atheros Wifi driver was stuck in a bad state so it was offline. I switched it to a plug-in cable and haven't had any more issues.
The system went non-responsive an hour after I posted my last comic strip. It had a blank screen and needed rebooting. However, I hadn't optimized apache2 yet. Using the approriate settings, I believe that it can handle about between 30 and 40 visits/minute, or anything reddit and ycombinator can throw at it. I'm still tweaking with the apache parameters, and I'll post something about them soon.
davidvhill.com/article/why-you-should-use-a-netbook-for-your-webserver if you are interested.
I don't see a search function here, is the Netbook still working as a server?
Boasting about how many 8MB stacks your tiny server can sustain is like boasting about how thick the lead walls are on your airliner's fuselage. Completely missing the point and utterly retarded.
I have a way of switching things to a backup within a few hours if the Acer fails.
it will soon die?!
I've got an aspire one that I also use as a home server. The memory upgrade is fairly easy and takes less than 10 minutes. I've upped the RAM on mine to 2GB.
I also swapped out the crummy atheros card with a broadcom one I got off ebay. Highly recommend this change if you're serious about using it wirelessly!
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"It badly needs a RAM upgrade, but this requires you to completely disassemble it.. " that
It means each image needs a new HTTP connection, which wastes bandwidth.
I was able to have around 80 concurrent apache processes on a 128 meg VPS. The key is to do it without any server side processing.