They
Came, They Saw.
They Ate.
"This is the movie The
Lost World could have been!"
- The Chicago Tribune
"Budgie-Zilla
will grip you firmly by the shoulders and shake you until you're
utterly astounded!"
- The New York Times
"You'll want to see this one
again and again!"
- Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Sufferer's Weekly
"... Never a dull
moment!"
- Dictionary of Film Review Clichés
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Toronto's in trouble.
Nobody knows where they came from.
Nobody knows why they're here.
Nobody knows how to stop them.
Cody takes a stroll down Yonge Street. John (Lower Left) readies his tranquilizer gun.
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![]() "Mrs. Plyers |
So when she saw the special "Growth Formula" label on the new brand of bird seed in the pet store, she snatched it up right away and promptly fed it to to her bird, Herbert.
Too well. Over three dozen birds had eaten the new formula, and they were now on a destructive rampage through the heart of downtown Toronto. And they were growing. On top of it all, Mrs. Plyer's son, John, had just come home with his family for a visit! Luckily, John happens to look just like Arnold Schwartzeneggar, and his wife, Liz, who resembles Demi Moore, has had over five years of avian veterinary training. Together, they make formidable foes for the big bad birdbrains.
It's up to John and Liz to figure out a way to stop the birds -- before they wipe Toronto off the map!
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They came, They saw, They ATE |
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Herbert is the tallest, since he ate the growth enhancer first. Things begin to turn ugly as the birds top 200 stories. After stomping Queen's Park into the ground, the birds move on to "revitalize the downtown core."
"Okay, now this get's personal!" says the Mayor of Toronto as Tweety snaps the CN Tower in half. Moments later, Homer cracks the roof of the skydome like an egg to see what it's like inside.
Sorry, this movie does not really exist. I wish
it did!
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