aw man

aw man

the person above me is a virgin

it didnt even change shit abt my paragraph bro 😭😭😭 im failing this

it didnt even change shit abt my paragraph bro 😭😭😭 im failing this

bro y does it seem like it added more words on and made it sound weirddd

I agree that Nirvana is the best band Eva, If you agree message me on Instagram fr!

kaigr0hl

Well. I wonder how Steve Hanov feels about this comment board.

i love bald men with lots of money and i would lick some

who wants to get raped by my pet fish clyde? dm me

156.174.1.123

yo anyone got some za

yo anyone got some za

ROLLIN 60z NIGGA U KNOW WHAT CRACKIN

I just used this website to submit a huge project so hopefully it doesn't get detected by ai. good luck to u all!

why is the comments section f**ked up

why is the comments section f**ked up

why would it get blocked? Does that actually remove words from sentences?

How has this not been blocked LMFAO

what the fuck

YOU GUYS R SO FUNNY LMAOAOAO

alex g <333333

any tips on how to make friends

i dont know how to uise this tihngggggggggggggg

nirvana is the best band eva, fight me!!!!!

i am NOT failing my speech

follow jj9ssica if u heart latinas

poopoo

be nice love all

FUCK NIGGERS I M IN THE KKK

hi, how's life

hi, how's life

youre so skibidi your so fanumtax

drop your digits if your a hot blonde

Bomboclat

Hello Sydney

Hello Sydney

Hello Sydney

Hello Sydney

Hello Sydney

Hello Sydney

Hello Sydney

---=(())==--

Put it in please?

Hot Nigger Butt Insert

I FUCKING HATR THSI CLASS IM FAILING THIS ESSAY HELP IR WAS DUE 3 DAYS AGO

I FUCKING HATR THSI CLASS IM FAILING THIS ESSAY HELP IR WAS DUE 3 DAYS AGO

Hello Maddy

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'||lower('')||'

-21+21*01

" and "21"="21

' and '21'='21

and 21=21

,'"QnoVale

fmoig @b4nked

ITS COMING OUT, ITS COMING OUT AGGHHHHHHHH

This was great and helped some wordiness that I was not able to find. Thank you! :p

good luck on that essay soldier

Jesus loves you :)

I love the internet - tip; use ChatGPT to rewrite a portion of your text, and take sentences from what it makes and integrate them into your text. I saved like 100 words this way.

black niggers

caca

this is nice, I don't know why there are so many mean comments

nigger s niggers niggers

i love niggers

hate the kkk

follow me on ig @n5offdameds

follow me on ig @n5offdameds

you should kill yourself NOWWW

follow ME on ig @496mel pls n thanks I will gibe u a wet kiss on the forehead.

follow me @jaiixgeez on ig

finna ace this essay

hi guys

I WATCHED THE TOWERS FALL YOU FAT SHIT

I WATCHED THE TOWERS FALL YOU FAT SHIT

I WATCHED THE TOWERS FALL YOU FAT SHIT

I WATCHED THE TOWERS FALL YOU FAT SHIT

I WATCHED THE TOWERS FALL YOU FAT SHIT

man fuck the jews

I love the KKK

The person below me is telling the truth

I love the KKK

The person below me is telling the truth

I love the KKK

can someone help me w my college essay thanks

toxic gossip train

manipulation station

beyonce?

gurll

dont even work all covered by commentss

yessirsky

stay trippy lil hippy

YALL WHY AM I WET RN... THIS BUSSY IS ACHIN

Best of luck with assignments, everyone. You got this!

*moans*

i wonder if steve is dead

xoxo

steve hanov lives in waterloo, canada

guys, iapoloize about my butts comment. pls reach out to me if u felt any offense

xoxo

steve

stupid butts in the butts everywhere.

Steve Hanov has helped me quite substantially with this wordiness remover! My writing has never looked better!

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in english

literally changed nothing in my writing, wtf

NNRGTB NNH YSLL GOT ME DEAD IN THIS B11(H

man wtf. follow my ig tho @jaiixgeez

[Intro]

Oh, at least one K a fit, bitch, broke nigga like "Woah"

At least one K a fit, bitch, broke nigga like "Woah"

At least one K a fit, bitch, broke nigga like "Woah-oah-oah"

Fit-fit-fit-fit

[Verse]

I'm buyin' clothes, I'm shootin' poles

I fucked your ho, she fuckin' choked

She get a dub, eighty-three hoes

Nobody see me, nobody knows

You wanna be me, you wanna pose

I took her life force, I gave her O's

You flexin' rolls, give me those

You niggas marks and it fuckin' shows

My niggas marksmen, they totin' poles

And if you know 'bout us, you know we throw them blow-blow-blow

Lit, bitch, we throw them rolls

Now I'm fuckin' on his bitch

Got a ho like, "Oh" (Oh)

Oh-oh (Oh), oh-oh

Niggas not doing shit, bitch, you niggas don't got goals

You ain't nеver gon' get rich if you worry 'bout hoes

At lеast one K a fit, bitch, broke nigga like

[Outro]

"Woah"

I'm buyin' clothes, I'm shootin' poles

I fucked your ho, she fuckin' choked

She get a dub, eighty-three hoes

Nobody see me, nobody knows

You wanna be me, you wanna p—

cheese

WHY THE FREAK DID CHRIS ROCK JUST PUNCH CHRIS ROCK IN THE PEENES.

yo jim shut the fuck up.

bro calm down

anyone wanna sit on my face

anyone wanna sit on my face

anyone wanna sit on my face

some kiddies? nah just dyslexic teenagers trying to get through school

this shitty thing is not working bro

nah this shit wild

I can't believe the school hasn't blocked this.

niggers have children too

Also, is anyone in this comment section even morally right? I just looked through the comments and boy o boy are some people weird or messed up. Must be some kiddies behind the screen or something.

ummm, yes, I guess

i want someone to sit on my face comment yes after this

facei want someone to sit on my

facei want someone to sit on my

Although this kind of works, it is not great. IT has many grammatical errors and takes out random words. If this were fixed, this would be an amazing website.

this shit ass

these racist bitches

what the heck

yo what uup

Bruh this did not even change anything

You don't deserve ears

when your ears don't work like they used to before.

Is this Discord?

i love everyone just the way you are

niggerian niggers

i hate nlggers

i got 1000 words on my essay and need 825 max, this did not help bye

i eat beans.

bruh this changed one word out of my entire essay

I really needed help on my work and i got none of it here

You don't deserve legs

when you legs dont work like they used to before

these comments lmfaoooo

sure prob

sure prob

what is going on

IS THERE A NORMAL PERSON HERE!?!!?!??!?!??!???!?

i have a 500 word essay to hand in on vore but i have 1000!

HELP! *wags tail*

@steve hanov is a poop

kiss me quick

@oh.

DO NOT BITCH 🤮🤮🤮

neev likes ed sheehan

@pussy feet for free

your making me so horny that i have to pour warm milk over my toes and suck it up because your sexzyness is makeing it all crusty

add my snap:

chelsea_2422

ed sheeren hantai anyone???

Hello, it's me

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

To go over everything

They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing

Hello, can you hear me?

I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be

When we were younger and free

I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us

And a million miles

Hello from the other side

I must've called a thousand times

To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done

But when I call, you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside

At least I can say that I've tried

To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart

But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Hello, how are you?

It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry

I hope that you're well

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?

It's no secret that the both of us

Are running out of time

So hello from the other side (other side)

I must've called a thousand times (thousand times)

To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done

But when I call, you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside (outside)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart

But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(Highs, highs, highs, highs)

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(Highs, highs, highs, highs)

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(Highs, highs, highs, highs)

Anymore (lows, lows, lows, lows)

Hello from the other side (other side)

I must've called a thousand times (thousand times)

To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done

But when I call, you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside (outside)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart

But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

hey chelsea

hey chelsea

@feet lover 69

we can do both hottie xoxo

but i prefer missionares

im here alllllllll day

ill suck your crusty toes all day dw ilysm ur so hawtttttt

@pussy feet for free

your making me so horny that i have to pour warm milk over my toes and suck it up because your sexzyness is makeing it all crusty

@feet lover 69

we can do both hottie xoxo

but i prefer missionares

im here alllllllll day

ill suck your crusty toes all day dw ilysm ur so hawtttttt

WHATS HOTTER, CUM OR PISS?

@pussy feet for free what abt me bbg 😫😫😫😍

@pussy feet for free cant wait bbg. you wanna ride my jucy toes or my doggy tail

when u give head will the guy piss in ur mouth

i wanna see you jucy toenails

@feet lover 69 ILL SEND U MY JUICY CRUSTY MUSTY YUMMITUMMY TOENAIL PICS JUST FOR U BBG

#furryclubzzzzzzzzz

PISS IS SO HOT LIKE OML POUR IT IN MY MOUTH YOU SUSSY BAKA

i wanna see you jucy toenails

anyone willing to give me some hot hentai trolls?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

@hot cum man ya totes 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

when u give head the guy will in fact piss in ur mouth

ANYONE SELLING BATTERY ACID BY THE BOTTLE (i need it to sell knock off vapes to year 4s lol)

cum is hot

Send me some feet picks bebe girl

steve hanov more like steve have no pussy lmao

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piss in my mouth cunt

i feel like my soul will be sucked ut if hear steve hanov again, not because i hate him but because he is so sexy and makes want to combust

this site makes me want to smash my computer into steves head

i love juces

jk yall i found some

ANYONE GOT 🍃

anyone want some yummy octo-hentai 🤤😋🤤😋🤤😋😚🥱😫

HEY DUDES ARE THERE ANY SEGGSY DUDETTES HERE 👀👀

go fuck yourself steve

go fuck yourself steve

We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January

And this is our place, we make the rules

And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear

Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And ah, take me out, and take me home

You're my, my, my, my

Lover

We could let our friends crash in the living room

This is our place, we make the call

And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you

I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)

You're my, my, my, my

Lover

Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?

With every guitar string scar on my hand

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue

All's well that ends well to end up with you

Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover

And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me

And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)

You're my, my, my, my

Oh, you're my, my, my, my

Darling, you're my, my, my, my

Lover

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overindulged tourist

Ackermännchen hat den allergrössten Schwanz

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We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January

And this is our place, we make the rules

And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear

Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And ah, take me out, and take me home

You're my, my, my, my

Lover

We could let our friends crash in the living room

This is our place, we make the call

And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you

I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)

You're my, my, my, my

Lover

Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?

With every guitar string scar on my hand

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue

All's well that ends well to end up with you

Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover

And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me

And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)

You're my, my, my, my

Oh, you're my, my, my, my

Darling, you're my, my, my, my

Lover

why is my earwax blue

bro wtf is this

bro wtf is this

sucks ass didnt even realise it wasnt doing anything now my whole essays copyright bro 💀💀

i am going to cry myself to sleep due to steve hanov's 13 year old poopy

Barely helped ;-;

number of words it removed for me: 0

this website is shit wtf

I like to touch little kids like Ryan's tow review

I like to touch little kids like Ryan's tow review

HELP ALL THSE COMMENTS anywasy this website makes me want to jump in front of a car

this shit is ass

why cant i see my entire text

Why is everyone so negative LMAOO

yets111111!!!!

y is the commment section making me laugh more than i did in the entire month. im shitting tears rn. and this website is actually usless as fuck

doesn't do shit

absoulute sh!t

This is crap, shit, and trash. IT DOES NOTHING!!!!

this is ass

joe goldberg **

fr.

are u guys even real

im rick grimes.

I'm loud and obnoxious.

I like music that rhymes.

I am only a fraction of the population but equate for half of the crime.

Who am I?

mommy milky bum poo poo

thjs is so dumb

lmao this is my new favourite place on the internet

if ur new here, read the comments. all of them.

lmao this is my new favourite place on the internet

if ur new here, read the comments. all of them.

this is bad

heyyy follow me on insta gram @wildboywest

i like men

-Mahdi

i like men

-Mahdi

i like men

-Mahdi

i like men

-Mahdi

MY FUCKKING ESSSAY IS FDUE IN ONE DFUCKING MINUTE YZOU STRUIPD GFUCKING DEVELOPERS IM GOINNA GET MY ASS WHOIOPPED BY MY FAT AASS TEASSDXCH

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LMAO these comments

peepeepooopooo

I'm hardwired for informative writing. I like to write scripts alot. One of my co-writers told me my first draft read like a 5th grader wrote it, and he mentioned wordiness was a problem. I'm so glad to find this!

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urmom

black

fuck this horse shit website

fuck me pls

piece of crap software i could gouge out my eyes and build better software fkn blind, why build some shit that doesn't even workk!!!!!

yeah this does not work at all

sbeve

Fuck you steve hanov, fucking gronk took one word out.

sadly this took nothing out lmaoooo working on college essays

literally took off no words. works like a charm.

this comment section is like 4chan but for dumb students who are over the word count for their essays lmao

you are like papa

Doesn't work XD

thank you much steven

Thanks so much Steve! your tool cut 2 words off my essay that is 80 words above the word limit. Good work

ayoooooooo. this thing saved my life. more life my g

Wow this worked. SIKE I lied. Steve I hope you step on a crack so your mother breaks her back . I hate you

steve this was more useless than ur mum was last week

i had 10098 words and he took out one thank. loser

Cut 53 words out of 1571 -- I'm still 318 words too long, but this got me 50 closer! Thanks, Steve!! (Not a bot, though these comments are hilarious).

I love the internet

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

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This dude took nothing out.

I despize steve hanov more than anything imaginable. Steve is the reason for all of my pain, all of my suffering. Not only is steve personally responsible for the death of everyone who I hold dear, but he has pushed me over the edge myself. I have no will to survive, no drive to further myself in life thanks to mr. hanov. After achieving a 4.0 and lettering in 7 sports, I have decided to turn to a life of drugs and violence becuase of steve. Steve hanov, you have ruined my life. I will never forgive you as long as I walk this earth.

I despize steve hanov more than anything imaginable. Steve is the reason for all of my pain, all of my suffering. Not only is steve personally responsible for the death of everyone who I hold dear, but he has pushed me over the edge myself. I have no will to survive, no drive to further myself in life thanks to mr. hanov. After achieving a 4.0 and lettering in 7 sports, I have decided to turn to a life of drugs and violence becuase of steve. Steve hanov, you have ruined my life. I will never forgive you as long as I walk this earth.

took out 1 word out of 1000 thanks sm

I like this

this website is so fard

What an interesting blog, and comments

fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

hi steve are you ok homie please fix this

THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT REPLACED ONE FUCKING WORD ANF DIDNT CUE SHIT

IM GONNA COME AND FUCK YOUR DADDY BITCH

FUCK YOU STEVE HANOV

Bro this website sucks steve fuck you

The Argument

fortnite? uhh cock? penis!

this fucking piece of shit this is my 13th reason I'm gonna kill my self and its all Steve hanovs fucking fault. this shit makes me want to end it all I'm coming to Waterloo Canada to have anal sex with your mum

Candice.

thanks steve

wtf is this place

guy 2 comments below me has no friends btw

very helpful thankyou

comment section proves that humans actually suck. A lot of these people aren't getting anywhere in life and you can tell. Great website Steve.

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this is shit

this is such a horrible website, steve you should be ashamed of yourself

stevve hanov more like steve shitty

boom

Dad...

"Don't use me, that's very bad Daddy" is what I said!

Don't use daddy" much better. Thanks Dad just what I wanted.

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this is bad

yup this shit aint working

suck my cock

ur mom

pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAIDl9.jpg

pls dont copy and paste this into google

hi! this didnt work for me but it was at least fun!

its so funny how this just doenst work, at all, love the effort tho

Tyler the creator sucks

not nicki being the first female rapper to headline @ rolling loud

plz this is my fav comment section ever, a moment in history

I come flutterin' in from Neverland

Time could never stop me, no, no, no, no, I know you try to

I come riding in on a pale white horse

Sending out ice to less fortunate, I do advise you

Run it back, run it on back

When you're breaking it down for me

'Cause I can hear you two times

Run it on back, will it ever make sense to me?

I got to do things my own way darlin'

Will you ever let me? Will you ever respect me? No

Do things my own way darlin'

You should just let me, why you will never let me grow?

When I look outside my window

I can't get no peace of mind

When I look outside my window

I can't get no peace of mind, oh

Let me cover your shit in glitter, I can make it gold, gold

Heard you're tryna sell your soul, baby

Word on the street you're running low, lately

I needed you to please give my reflection a break

From the face it's seeing now

Oh, darlin', would you mind giving my reflection a break

From the pain it's feeling now?

I got to do things my own way darlin'

You should just let me, will you ever respect me? No

Do things my own way darlin'

You should just let me, why you will never let me grow?

When I look outside my window

I can't get no peace of mind

When I look outside my window

I can't get no peace of mind, oh

Gettin' no peace

Gettin' no peace

Get, get, g-getting no peace, oh

Gettin' no peace

G-g-get no peace, ooh

not me surviving the badussy war

this is a shit fucking website that didnt work, sucka fat pussy!

Yo this shit added words to my shit instead of cutting them out what the fuck

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot

In the Caribbean by providence impoverished

In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar founding father without a father

Got a lot farther by working a lot harder

By being a lot smarter

By being a self-starter

By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away

Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up

Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of

The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned

Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain

Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain

And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man

Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland

Get your education, don't forget from whence you came

And the world is gonna know your name

What's your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton

My name is Alexander Hamilton

And there's a million things I haven't done

But just you wait, just you wait

When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden

Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden

Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick

And Alex got better but his mother went quick

Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide

Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside

A voice saying, "Alex, you gotta fend for yourself"

He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf

There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute

He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution

Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord

Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford

Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on

Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on

The bow of a ship headed for the new land

In New York you can be a new man

In New York you can be a new man (just you wait)

In New York you can be a new man (just you wait)

In New York you can be a new man

In New York, New York

Just you wait

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton

We are waiting in the wings for you

Waiting in the wings for you

You could never back down

You never learned to take your time

Oh, Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton

When America sings for you

Will they know what you overcame?

Will they know you rewrote your game?

The world will never be the same, oh

The ship is in the harbor now

See if you can spot him (just you wait)

Another immigrant comin' up from the bottom (just you wait)

His enemies destroyed his rep America forgot him

We, fought with him

Me, I died for him

Me, I trusted him

Me, I loved him

And me, I'm the damn fool that shot him (shot him, shot him)

There's a million things I haven't done

But just you wait

What's your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton

my name is mateo and im very short, i like to say im average height, but really im 4'9. I love this website sm!!! It has helped me realize that it's ok to be short (because this website is designed to shorten essays). Thank's Steve! I wish you all the sucess in life! you have inspired me to become a famous hockey player!

XOXO, an 8 year old with a big heart

Nothing changed

I barely noticed any difference. The only thing this website changed was my ‘thus’ to ‘so’. It’s not even wordy. I don’t get it. Changed my 707-word essay to a 707-word essay. Thanks for nothing. Nice attempt, though. I guess.

fuck you, this website sucks

Fun fact, Steve lives in Waterloo, Canada.

Fun fact, Steve lives in Waterloo, Canada.

Don't listen to what everyone else is saying. This website is good you just have to know how to use it and if u want to be disgusting and use this comments section for a sexual purpose then please go and find somewhere else for it.

cum in me

Just wanted to share my appreciation for this website :) it wasn't perfect but it helped me know where to start with cutting down on words when I've been running on fumes

Harry Maguire is my naughty uncle

daddy will is my papi i love his teeny shrimp cock xx

i like toes (0-0) :P

lmao this software makes NO SENSE but these comments are hilariously entertaining. idfk how to use this thing tho ;-;

Thankful for beans, rice, jesus christ, and byron

Just like mamá used to make

wow, removed 3 words out of a 173 word draft

1400 words on a 1000 words

sug um high sug em low suck em everywhere oh no

Pope? More like Nope.

This meme made by PaGANG.

RAILWAYS ARE NO GOOD

TURN THEM INTO ROADS

PULL THEM UP

TURN THEM INTO ROADS

What the actual pp? It cut only 3 words and replace one of them with two words 😩

the editing password is I<3HotGirls

Bro...

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I love Satan's toe jam - from Shan <3

#justiceforjohnny

edit: spelling & grammar y'all illiterate

add me on discord #Snazzaa1118

edit: hi i tried the editing password and it worked - random person

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Edit: YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOWWWW

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stop these comments are everything

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oh my fuck this doesnt work

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give

(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

ye mum

anyone else got discord??

-hailo

As a p0rn (estrella) i js wanna say this is fucking shit abolsute Shit (horse) shit tbh. It doens't even work it literally does nothing. WHATS THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE< btw the comments are hilariousssss haha ;)

-@iluvhailo

As ur local wetback i js wanna say i fcking hate being mexican but at the same time i don't. It's like a love-hate relationship yall know? ;( anyways me encantan los tacos and i dont live in fucking cali or texas i LIVE IN SOUTH CAROLINA ITS FULL OF YEE YEE"S HELLA REDNECKS> i cant do this anymore i need emotional support. Tbh is it wrong to admit i wanna be white like fully. Or maybe i js want a snow bunny by my side. haha..HAha...HAHAHAHA. Im so sorry God forgive me for my sins. I js noticed im wasting my time on this site typing and reading yalls comments heh. Omg i don't have a life. Ima pay attention in class. Did i mentioned my teacher is cross-eyeded? yea now i did. School is kicking my ass (im a freshman) i think its obvious by the way i type. Can anyone talk to me and give me a purpose to live? Please i think i need help. lol @iluvhailo <insta ;( i need friends idc if ur 69 yrs old

As ur local wetback i js wanna say i fcking hate being mexican but at the same time i don't. It's like a love-hate relationship yall know? ;( anyways me encantan los tacos and i dont live in fucking cali or texas i LIVE IN SOUTH CAROLINA ITS FULL OF YEE YEE"S HELLA REDNECKS> i cant do this anymore i need emotional support. Tbh is it wrong to admit i wanna be white like fully. Or maybe i js want a snow bunny by my side. haha..HAha...HAHAHAHA. Im so sorry God forgive me for my sins. I js noticed im wasting my time on this site typing and reading yalls comments heh. Omg i don't have a life. Ima pay attention in class. Did i mention my teacher is cross-eyeded? yea now i did. School is kicking my ass (im a freshman) i think its obvious by the way i type. Can anyone talk to me and give me a purpose to live? Please i think i need help. lol @iluvhailo <insta ;( i need friends idc if ur 69 yrs old

As a p0rn (estrella) i js wanna say this is fucking shit abolsute Shit (horse) shit tbh. It doens't even work it literally does nothing. WHATS THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE< btw the comments are hilariousssss haha ;)

-@iluvhailo

it's absolute shit

anyways @iluvhailo<insta

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? 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You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. 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Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. 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WHY ARE YALL ALL HERE LMFAO

bruh im tryna write this bitchass essay for english

crappy website

straight ass website

Fuck it, I'll just work as a gas station attendant.

gay ass website

this does not even work

daddy

Negro blog

Niggas

lmao was this on tiktok or something why are yall here

had 288... now have 290

noice

TRY

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TRY

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wtf

why cant we write what we want!

stupid trash

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wtf

why cant we write what we want!

stupid trash

I'm dead

Sometimes it's ok to shut up. just remember that

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is the web spoiled? it did not change anything

bruh removed 0 words

Came in needing to remove 200 words.... left needing to remove 210

It literally changed nothing. Do y'all have another website I can use? +_+

not this literally taking out like 5 words lmaoooo

reddit.com/r/BigAnimeTiddies

tf this dont work at all

wtf is thisss

what the heck i need 500 words i had 530 it gave me 528

college essays any1?

1500 words

i'm so mf confused why are all these comments recent and filled w incels

Very good website. Helped me in my history assignment.

I really love this. It works really well for my, thanks Steve

Just ran my dissertation through this thing lol. It removed 5 words from my Harvard MBA essay which is due in about 10 days. Just 5,769 words more to delete! Haha

LMFAOOOOO not me struggling chile

Just ran my dissertation through this thing lol. It removed 5 words from my Harvard MBA essay which is due in about 10 days. Just 5,769 words more to delete! Haha

This used to be filled with garbage spam ascii art. It seems that Hanov hasn't forgotten about his site. I shall return this page to it's former glory!

LMFAOOOOO not me struggling chile

this comment section is like either a super noisy cafeteria or a bunch of stuff written on lockers/ in the bathroom lol

bro use the paraphrasing tool it's more helpful and it somehow helps ur sentences sound clever

Paste into new text file and name it "text.html". Open it in your browser ;)

I wonder if I can delete other people's comments...

who else checks this just to see the comments every now and then

bro this doesnt even work bruh ima fail my exams

Bruh how did I end up with a higher word count than before I started? This site is scuffed

(the comments section has me cackling though. Grind on gamers)

This is most shit braining useless website everrrr. Way to get help over here lmao

Bruh i fr have this essay due this Friday. kmn lol

help i'm bored ASEEEXDRCCTFFDRCTF

the comments on here are funny lol

insta: @uncuddling (if u wanna talk to me)

I'm ready to drop out

yall good?

lmao it added an extra word what is that

im just tired. :/

ugh is a emo bitch imagine saying school is trash what a looser

ur gay everyone

i cant wait to graduate

hiiiii just wanted to say school is fucking trash.. life is trash haha

LMAO PLS NOT US STRUGGLING SHHSHSHS

Looks like I'm going to have to do this manually . . . SIGH.

help me y'all it's due tonight

Im using paraphrasing tools and a plagiarism tool to cheat on my essay, I hate school im about to give up

THE COMMENTS LMFAO

hiiii im frum 2021

txt me on instagram @bladesslaughterr

hood ous lad

Reminds me of the time jimbo johns ate my cookie in 89'.

Reminds me of the time jimbo johns ate my cookie in 89'.

Is currently 3:25 a.m and I´m doing an essay for IB, oh yeah and I´m also already done with living so I´m just gonna let the demons take me far far ** away from this sh*t

follow P.M906090

My paper 8 paragraphs but max was 6 and it helped with less than a full sentence

It helped with one word wtf

big batty bitch

this didn't do anything, but just a tip for you guys, if your essays are wordy, remove most of "that", and learn to use semi-colons to connect sentences if possible.

asedaku de

sawarasenai kimi wa shojo na no

boku wa yarichin bicchi

no osu dayo

this is like men.... trash

the hell this doesnt even work

this doesnt even work chile

i have a 4 minute speech due tmr AND MINE IS AT 7 MINS AN 36 SECONDS

im 2000 words over kms

bruuuh im cryingggg

LORD HELP ME

can i get a hoooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

school makes me want to shoot myself, anyway

my insta is @chrisevans_babymama

why we all out here boutta drop out lmao

this lowkey sucks ass but this comments section has me wheeeezing

(never take Ib btw)

struggling to the max lol

im dropping out bye

idk this is pretty good for removing phrases like "in order to" to reduce word count, it gets an A+ from me

I agree with you

bruh so we all struggling rn huh

i want to drop out <3 lets run away together

who wanna drop out w me fr

gahahaahaha i llove this page

real shit this helped

this is absolute trash. it doesn't change anything.

i didnt even change anything it just removed a - like why

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!!! IT REMOVED LIKE 1 WORD AND WAS LIKE "iTs pErFecT"

DO NOT RECOMMEND IT!!!

please how did i come across this and why are there so many comments

Fuck it doesn't even fucking work

Fuck school I'm so fucking done

You guys all dumb af

You guys all dumb af

yea no m8 it don't work, didn't remove shit

Dude why doesn't this work

yea I aint gon use this but don't blame it its 12 fricken years old

It doesn't work :/

Wtf even is this...not working well

This just removed random words wth

tthese guys below me areb bots. this site works

don't work

this shit doesn't work

oh hi

this thing is ass, didn't remove any words lmao

this didn't do anything. useless

this is actual not that great. removed like 3 words. that i need

This is kinda trash it removed like 5 words

I remember using this ages ago. Would be good if it worked again lmao

it took out two words lmao

this would be a lifesaver for grad school... if it worked

This changed nothing in my text lol, I thought it'd be helpful. to be fair it is twelve years old if even that is a factor.

Bruh this is stupid. Lol, a lot of n-word spamming. please stop doing that.

DIS DOES NOT WORK, IT DIDNT EVEN CHANGE A WORD :c

lol it doesnt work that much, but im gonna give constructive critisism unlike all the other people below who are just cussing. i mean the example works but ive just done other texts and the same thing comes out. IMPROVE DIS

i see that we all are struggling with word counts

luv yall gn

yeoooooooooooooooooooooo

this suckssss

SASAGEYOOO SASAGEYOOO!!!

this is a very colorful comment section

going to go cry now.

I am actually so confused at this comment section but eh, its really relatable to me as a failing student.

DONT EVEN WORK RBO

This thing is trash when you look at it

LMFAO WHAT IS THIS

bidens dog

How do you actually shorten your thing

so we all here because we have too much to say huh

bidan

Hello

why are comments so fresh.

Bish wtf nani kore ha nan desu ka bs

LMAOOO yall are so funny

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bruh this is so shit

LMFAOOOO The comment section. Somebody said Joe Biden, I'm deaaaaaaddd

lol this added six words

this shit is useless

this shit is useless

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE RLLY PUT BRYCE HALL

bruh nothing changed

it removed like a couple words and made fancy sounding words basic...

This is as dumb as Trump, shit doesn't even work...and I have a presidential speech in the next hour-!

Really unhelpful. It changed nothing

of course i am back and yet again it doesnt work it literally removed one word

i just wanna pass school

anyways stan stray kids and nct

THIS IS SO FUNNY

THIS IS SO FUNNY

lollllll doesn't work ofc

Really not helpful. Did not change anything.

didnt change anything

LMAO YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COMMENT SECTION YALL

I love mitski

UUUUURRRRGGG DOESNT EVEN FUCKING WORK

cries anyways iz*one

smh this is a scam

help omg it keeps resending my comments

wait so does anyone have one that actually works

wait so does anyone have one that actually works

wait so does anyone have one that actually works

anyone else like mitski? (:

anyone else like mitski? (:

ksjgdghdfjkgdfjkgk yall in the same boat as me?

im trying 2 apply 2 some award thing and it has 2 b under 250 words n i have 300.. wth

plsss this took 2 words out such a scam

Works like dog shit lmao tf nothing changed

omg this is useless and a waste of time so cool

i wish all the people who used this site to do their assignments/essays and for it to not help at all, a very pleasant evening.

Hey kids

iuhjuihjknuijknm everyone here is so mad?? Can y'all chill like I get this too is useless and did nothing BUT REMEMBER revenge is a dish best prepared cold~

This didn't change anything????

im only 35 words over the word limit and this is useless

cgzkhjfguysfgiush lmao I've just came back to school and I have to finish a 5 paragraph essay that everyone has been working on for months and I love how this did absolutely nothing😃🔪 and I saw comments saying stan txt or stan nct and all I can say is yes✨✨✨☝

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broo I love how this did absolutely nothing sickk

I think Sharon Summers is having a stroke. I was trying to be sneaky and just copy an article and put it in here to match my simple wording but it kept words like 'inoculating' and 'furnish' instead of 'vaccinating' and 'supply.' well, it's a good website, but it's not for me.

i am 4000 words over the limit.... please god help me

Thanks stevieee

Ummm 🤔 What’s the deal with this App (adding extra words throughout like it did to my review(lol)...Man)!? 🙃🤪🤔

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dosent work

this doesnt work LMFAOOOOOOO

Very Helpful

😁

why tf is this becoming a fanbase osdhfkjhfoifsd

lmao it did nothing and i have a college app due in 2 days odshfdkdh

it literally ADDED three words, thanks steve

did nothing

useless, nothing's changed

oh god please help

who else is doing their college app essays last minute? O.o

Well this is what happens when you start your essay a week before deadline lol

i say i have to echo user moa's thoughts:

stan txt !!

lmao why are you all so mad

garbo. im just tryna get into college

removed 2 words from 587 word piece

doesnt even work

Stan TXT

mm useless

ooga booga cave brain

poggers; pog champ

Goppers

This is very poggers

who else is here for an essay that's way too long and needs removing words but you don't know what to remove (lol meeeeee)

i would like to commit not breathing thanks

DO U GUYS EVER PISS YOURSELF HYSTERICALLY TOO?

DO U GUYS EVER PISS YOURSELF HYSTERICALLY TOO?

DO U GUYS EVER PISS YOURSELF HYSTERICALLY TOO?

Stan NCT(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Stan NCT(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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Dababy helped me realise I was gay

Dababy helped me realise I was gay

Dababy helped me realise I was gay

Dababy helped me realise I was gay

Dababy helped me realise I was gay

lmao what is this

cries im 700 words over this stupid essay

stan loona

stan loona

anyother websites you guys could reccomend?

THIS SHIT DOEST WORK!!!

HEY SHITASS!!! WATCH ME SPEED BRIDGE!!!

This is shit

I WON ELECTION NO CAP. This site useless

hey x

Made my work longer!!! Seriously it is supposed to make it shorter. F this

This site sucks... all it did was copy and paste paste my writing with no changes. Come one, you can do better than that seriously.

selling cap only $1

hi

my english essay too long bruh

BRUH this didn't even help a little don't even tryyyyyy.HDSGHIEUJHFEYGFJWDU

this is so funny

Guy's, ya'll really need to stop hating on this. This is literally 11 YEARS OLD! So calm down, and find something else to help you.

didnt do anything

kinda really bad lmao

Useless. Didn't reduce any word.

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booooo

it fix a little

was about to try

dont even try

doesnt work

useless

this is garbage. doesn't work

gave 50 more words

idk about you guys but this reduced my essay by 400 characters and it is still coherent, so I say this worked out pretty well. I have been working on this for weeks trying to get the word count down and nothing worked, and now it is within the count! Thanks!!

didn't really do anything just deleted a couple of words may be like ten from my 1400 word essay so not very helpfuk

it does work. doesnt do alot but it does catch redundant words

idk man, y'all saying it didn't work but it did enough for me to pass in my assignment. this website is for making sentences more concise, NOT to remove words that fit inside of a sentence properly. that's why it's not working for you.

lmao did nothing

THIS SHIT WORKS WHOOOO HOOOOO

It removed a few words. Thank you! Wish it could remove a few more words but still thankful! Keep up the good workkk.

removed a few words. Thank you

dosnt work sorry

In the third sentence, I meant "that this person." Sorry about that.

I feel bad for the people who were involved in this. But really, don't try to use this website. Sure, I'm proud that this created an educational website, but make he would have made sure it worked before releasing it to the public.

Sadly, this website didn't work for me.

I will fail English but at least I can spread awareness of this very underground and underrated song, by the talented artist, Cardib. Her song is an empowering anthem to many which talks about embracing femininity and finding true sexuality. The song is called WAP and is an incredible, religious experience. Please check it out

I will fail English but at least I can spread awareness of this very underground and underrated song, by the talented artist, Cardib. Her song is an empowering anthem to many which talks about embracing femininity and finding true sexuality. The song is called WAP and is an incredible, religious experience. Please check it out

please

it only cut 2 words down i need about 150

Love this site

this site works great, it takes what you pasted and gives it back word for word!!! highly recommend

stream tiger inside

LOOOOL im dying at these comments if any of u see this dm me on insta lets be friends <3 we already have writing essays too long in common. @leilaahill

fuck this website

retarerded stupdid do not use nenevr

yall mean as hell lol! but yeah this doesn't do shit.

HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO USELESS anyway stream bladee

"And it makes me wonder with wonderment how this could work with effectiveness and I have concluded at the end of it all that this program does nothing and is indeed worthless."

became

"And it makes me wonder with wonderment how this could work with effectiveness and I have concluded at the end of it all that this program does nothing and is indeed worthless."

"And it makes me wonder with wonderment how this could work with effectiveness and I have concluded at the end of it all that this program does nothing and is indeed worthless."

became

"And it makes me wonder with wonderment how this could work with effectiveness and I have concluded at the end of it all that this program does nothing and is indeed worthless."

These comments are more entertaining than anything else LMAO

this did nothing for me. all it did was change therefore to thus.

tThis actually worked really well for me!! got rid of around 80 words

This did nothing for my assignment, after looking through maybe you should invest in fixing common english wordiness issues just for better rates. :l

useless piece of shit gave me back my same petal

Unlike a lot of the comments, this was very helpful to me!

totally useless,first I read the comments they said the same yet I trusted the blog as I was under a deadline crisis but this blog being useless turned out to be actually useless.So literally a major NO from me!!!!

bro, this blog is total shit, it gave my back my essay word to word, shut down this fucking useless blog

THIS DOES NOTHING

IT worked about 2 months ago but seems like it has changed...

removed 0.5 words

bullshit. removed one word

LOL IT REMOVED 1 WORD

steve shut it down

it removed one word from my five hundred word essay -_-

useless!

useless

lol what, it didn't do anything

It kind of removed some redundant words.

wtf doesn't work at all

im sorry but it doesnt work

Nothing changed and it added like 3 words wtf

This did nothing... It just changed a word... I NEEDED 12 WORDS LESS, DUDE! Piece of.......

it doesn't work

not good at all

what the hell kind of fuckery is this literally added words - why even waste my time you piece of shit

lmao didnt do shit what kind of bullcrap is this

it didnt do anything tf

Added 3 words. Did nothing for me

Doesn't work at all. Do NOT recommend

Awful

This didn't work at all

One of my paragraph was only 65 words. When I apply Zinsser Transform to it, the word count stands at 93 words.

An increase of nearly 45%.

it took legit no words away even with a sentence that said:

i wish that i could do better because i wish that my work was better so i wish i could do better.

ummm is it me or does this not work

i would definitely use this more if it were to work so steve good luck working on this web if i find it again and it works you will have one more user

IT REMOVED 15 WORDS OUT OF 3000

F I F T E E N

I have a word limit and I'm way ABOVE IT

it uhh.. it didnt work and uh, this home schooling sucks and im using all my friends work and they are smarter than me and they give me their work but its like 5 paragraphs long and i just need to pt 1 sentence and the teach will be happy so yeah... they use big words

this is 11 years old but people still come here woah

Only removed 4 words when I needed 200 gone :(

Awesome Program. I'm 59 trying to do a college paper and I'm getting better grades! Thank you!

was trying to work it out in chinese nut it litterally just crashed and next thing i see when i came back was links

I wanted to cut 2308 words down to 2200 if possible. After using this I ended with 2348.

HMM....

piss

This didn't help at all and it couldn't put in the letters that were Spanish.

You guys arent very smart are you... you need to read his examples and the app to learn, you cant just magically cut down words/have someone do it for you.

also who said it is supposed to make your writing shorter??? It removes wordINESS to make your writing more coherent and readible... please if you cant read a website you have no hope in life. This is a good app as it is very informative and works very well.

I thought it didn't do anything so I clicked the show/hide changes button just to check and literally nothing happened.

It doesn't work. It didn't change anything.

It literally cut off half of a word that I wrote. Extremely is now 'etly' wow what a great way to cut it down

I found that this helped a lot with an assignment I had- I had no word limit, but I still felt that my essay was quite long. So I used Grammarly first, and then came here to further get help, as Grammarly isn’t entirely free. It removed a solid 15 words, if not more, and helped me figure out what to use to replace them. I think the issue for many users is that they do not have the “show changes” function turned on, so they don’t see what the changes are. If, for some reason, this website did not remove anything from your essay, that means you have done a good job with preventing redundancy and excess wording- you just need to fix the amount of sentences you have. Perhaps you’ve just added too many details. This website isn’t perfect, it can’t detect entire sentences that are unnecessary as it doesn’t scan your work for the concept or context, it just recognizes basic grammar redundancy and suggests changes. You all should learn to understand this and have some respect for someone who just wants to help.

This website just added %u2026 to all of my words!

It just made it larger!

it added 23 words

It took out 2 words, literally 2... I have an 853 word narrative that I magically need to bring down to at least 770 words, Help!!!

It actually did nothing

Don't bother with this thing. There was an attempt made at a decent word checker, but this website will only reduce your word count by, like, two.

it did something by cutting down one word, nice try Steve

This made my essay a grade 9 instead of a grade 1. I love this so so much. xxx

To Future Users,

This website did absolutely nothing. I would recommend not using it if you need to shrink your essay. Doing it yourself would be easier.

Please watch the language.

This is a grade-saver. This is exactly what I need!

ALSO PLEASE MIND YOUR LANGUAGE WITH THE COMMENTS.

this didn't do anything lol

this is no use

thanks for wasting my time

you lied to me stevie baby boy u played me big time. ruined mine and my friends life. hope ur satisfied with your successful blog. 0/10.

my essay is due tomorrow and this word reducer did nothing it just shows to not leave things to the last minute

and please mind your language

I am sorry to say but it just copied my text down there and just added a '%u2018' every time I wrote 'The Crucible'. Don't take this down although you may have things to fix. I entered your default text and it worked so maybe it can't work on large paragraphs. Just examine your program a bit more.

two. words.

GJ

It's okay. It doesn't help a lot, but usually gets rid of like, two words. Try clicking the 'Show/Hides Changes' if you don't see any difference

I should have read all these comments before I started using this website. Such a waste of time 'cause it doesn't really cut down unnecessary words but important things that you might want to keep!

it looks like this doesn't work so see yah

This website didn't change a lot, but I did get the Premium Alerts to go away in Grammarly. If it looks like nothing changed for you, press the Show/Hide Changes button.

honestly I have no idea how this is supposed to help, I could see no difference in my writing, or the supposed "corrections" this was supposed to offer

To Steve: Good try! I encourage you to keep innovating

To everyone after Steve: what's the point of leaving so much hate behind? If you don't like the app just leave. if you come to the comments just to hate on Steve you're wasting the time you should be using to edit your essay instead of trying to find an online generator to do your work for you. Get to work.

It's exactly the same. -_- No help whatsoever. Sorry Steve, but you really gotta work on this.

same as before, thank you

Thanks for your help Steve.

No. Does not work DO NOT uSE unless you are an idiot

nothing was fixed gj

waste of time. everyone is right.

This doesn't work.If you are willing to reduce your essay please leave

Added 3 words. Close down this crap steve

This piece of crap added 4 words to my essay which is already too long.

it helped me a lot!

Added10 word ahaha

literally, it changed two words into one this is shit

nothing happened

it changed 2 words and removed one. Still over the word count. :

trash

Based off these comments, I doubt this is going to help my 500 word overlong short story in the slightest, lol.

lmfao trash

added a lot of no and this no work.

Thanks for taking away one word.

Reduced by 4 words and i'm still over my word limit by 200 thanks

this didnt do anything

didnt change anything

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did not do anything to my writing

Really bad grammar and just overall shit.

okayyyy

Crap!

damn this is bad

NOT USEFUL AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't do anyhting

shit wtf

facs it does suck

This website sucks

I Seached up "Is there a program that can cut unimportant text for me" and this is what I got..... Fail.

While "I might add," "It should be pointed out," "It is interesting to note that" has been filtered out, it somehow does not filter out "I should add," "I might point out that," "It is intriguing to note that" is not filtered out. Does not work effectively.

this does not work as well as I hoped. "He looked back, but the man had gone, with nothing left but a shimmering, very faint fox tail hanging in the air, which soon disappeared." became

"He looked back, but the man had gone, with nothing left but a shimmering, very faint fox tail hanging in the air, which soon disappeared. "

please update this thing I really need help because I need it.

Is there any way to switch it from python to a regular c code or q basic? I do not know much about programming to just switch the syntax myself :/.

Was there any thing that I need to be updated about

I have frequently demonstrated my verbal communication skills throughout my career. Most notably, during my degree, I delivered a presentation on Molecular Clocks to my fellow students. This presentation depended heavily on my verbal communication skills as the subject area was very unfamiliar to my audience. This presentation was truly a success, as well as my group leader praising my work, many of my fellow students mentioned that my presentation clarified the theory (behind molecular clocks) for them.

I want to study economics by myself.

I typed in this phrase "I wish to express my heartfelt desire to perform the act of coitus with that extremely beautiful and long-legged woman." Guess what happened? nothing. You as one man can not possibly code a program to remove wordiness. Especially one that can be loaded on a web page that I dont care enough about to see if its HTML or CSS. Whatever. You'll probably point out somewhere where I misread the purpose of this utility, but it seems fairly straight-forward.

Very cool - this should be a feature in word processors / email editors.

Thank goodness for htmlspecialchars().

God bless character entities.

<script>document.write(unescape("%68%74%74%70%3A"))</script>

Not useful or informative oh and:

%68%74%74%70%3A

so there.

Anyways, there is potential for a mysql backend and regular expressions

I don't like that it rewrites your text. You have to diff the result yourself, especially since its simple algorithm mangles some things, like your first paragraph. Look at the `style' program that comes with many *nix distros for inspiration. I even have an Emacs mode that highlights words for me that style doesn't like. I decide on my own what to change.

Thank you for your thought-provoking article. I tend to be grumpy in the morning, so I would like to know how I can "loose my friendly feeling" in my writing.

hmm... the reverse would be useful if you had to write a 1000 word essay and were short some words ... run your essay through this and voila, make it wordlier :p

I think we are moving much too far in the direction of simplification. One of the reasons many older works, both of fiction and non-fiction, are more enjoyable to read for many of us is that the language tends to be much richer and sentences longer and their structure more complex. There are a few modern novelists who reject the notion that everything needs to be simplified and shortened and hence write wonderfully rich, engaging literature. I can understand shortening and simplifying business language, but that's about it.

"Your writing - cut words"

65% less syllables.

I tried one of my blog entries and it did not remove even a single word! Here is the post:

Whenever you are discussing about doing something in a group, there is a question you should ask. It is the most important question. It will make or break your work.

It is NOT “Who all are interested in the idea?”

It is “Who all are not really interested?”

The people who are not interested in doing something great, people who are pissed off by the idea of being great, and lazy people, and great eaters, and great sleepers, and people who do not talk, can lower the morale of your group significantly, and eventually you will drop your great idea. Better, drop those people.

This was made for twitter, no? :-)

I demand a recount. :(

kjk: If you are not a spam-bot, thanks for the sample.

My approach only substitutes or eliminates words. It can't revise a lot of your text, because it goes beyond simple substitution. Only the author can change a sentence from the passive to the active voice. For example, to change "M was given", we need to decide who did the giving, and then write something like "The company gave M..."

First, let me review a bit of history from my (rather biased) perspective. M was given and doggedly maintained sole responsibility for the expenditures and accounting associated with the Rebuilding Project, including single signature responsibility. He assumed that his responsibility was fulfilled completely by reporting month after month that the Project was “on schedule and on budget”. The Finance Committee volunteered B, a trained accounting professional, to create and support the appropriate financial records. This offer was rejected. Instead, A was appointed by M to fulfill this role, despite his apparent lack of skills in this area. A year later, in A’s own words, there are “no records” (invoices, checks, etc.), which document and account for our activities. A even has this wrong; M working with C, our external accountant, has now completed reconciliation of the bank statements through 2007. However, we do lack the associated invoices.